i am thinking
It will be a story of great snail who created the world but still something related - do not institute a church;p
So on the day the great snail wanted to eat something
for all his life, what for a simple human may seem an eternity, he thought what to eat
he dreamt of cabbages, but instead of them he wanted to eat fish
but not an ordinary fish
of course he realized there was a problem
there was nothing apart the darkness and the snail
So he crossed his tendrails
and made a big sphere of water
afterwards he made some fish
but he soon realized there were to stupid and lazy
so he invented dolphins, who at least pretended to speak
but the grand snail thought that eating such creation is not good
so he once again crossed his tendrail and closed his eyes and he gave dolphins arms, and legs and they became human
humans were smart, but they could not swim all the day in water
so the snail had to create a land for them
of course people grew in noumbers, despite having lack of privacy and soon everyone became hungry
snail was unhappy with such state of affairs
and wondered what can he do
so he created death
yes death
but snail was still unatisfied
so he crossed his tendrails and said to death he was unsatisfied
this gone out of my control
shouted snail
i want to make a better world, i havent planned it will go this way
death, who was scared of being put to death said
you know my creator
give me this world
and make yourself a better one
and we will have a deal
I will collect souls of men and those who were good will be sent to your new, better worlds in the skies
and those who were wrong will stay here and be reborn as stupid fish
who are lazy
Death wanted to wink an eye, but he had none
but the snail was not utterly stupid
like fish he created
so to make death weaker he made other gods
so if people should die, those gods had to take care that death will do it in the right time
And this is why humans do not kill the dolphins, people dont stay in water too often and we all look at skies to find stars
the end i think